For 36 years we've celebrated our planet, Earth, in a day long event called Earth Day. We plant tress, cut down on our gas emissions, and soon and so forth. We've tried so hard to respect our planet, and while we may be coming continuously short, you must admit we're trying. Well, some of us are, and others are not. We've called our planet beautiful, gorgeous, even let it have it's own day just of us to show our respect.
And what have we gotten in return? Crap, absolute crap. You send us hurricanes, volcanoes, floods, storms, and at the tiniest adjustment of temperatures you cringe ad begin melting. You silence thousands of people each year, what are we doing that's so wrong. Well, keeping all this in mind, Jon Stewart, of Daily Show fame has declared today, April 25th, Screw The Earth Day. The original name was F*** The Earth Day, but in keeping this a family blog I've changed the expletive to a safer alternative.
Anyway, I'm participating in this little event because I'm tired of the devestation brought on by a planet we respect so much. I mean, come on, we even call you "Mother", how horrible must you be. Have you been put on the welfare of space, does the earth have a menstruation cycle, or are you just plain angry with us?